1. You have an intense desire to make! all! the! babies! before your ovaries are dried up.
3. The thought of calling the police on your teenage neighbors for disturbing the peace has crossed your mind.
4. There is dancing at the wine store when you get carded.
5. You grab a pair of earplugs. At church.
6. Googling “hot celebrities over 30” to makes you feel better.
7. You suddenly see wrinkles, veins and under eye bags that weren’t there yesterday and start searching for the best botox in your city.
8. You make a bucket list of things you want to accomplish before you’re 40. Somewhere in there are goals for your IRA and 401K.
10. Every day struggle: