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I used lots of hotel soap while we were on our road trip. I am totally a loofa and body wash kindof gal, but I forgot to pack it. I was too busy packing the really important things.
Soap is straight up nasty.
{Ya know, leggings, booties, accessories.}
But, all that soap use solidified what I already suspected.
Soap is straight up nasty.
When I have to use it, I put it on a washcloth. One particular hotel, in a must be nasty state, (ahem, Arizona) didn’t have washcloths. Weird, no?
That leaves only one option.
To rub it directly on your stank body.
In your toe jam.
Right on your kibbles and bits.
This just makes me want to hurl.
Then the poor people after you are “cleaning” with all your filth. It’s just sitting right there on top of this bar that you think is clean. Ewww.
Sorry if you are a direct soap rubber, but be a dear and get your guest some body wash.
Mmkay? Thanks.
Rachel McPhillips says
OMG. I just got a visual with skanky soap. I even hate hotel wash cloths.. they are kinda disgusting as well. P.S. I think reading your blog is even MORE fun now I can hear your voice with it.
Jennifer says
Kibbles & Bits – hysterical! What kind of hotel doesn't provide washcloths?!
Stephanie Hartman says
Oh girl I would have went went out and bought a loofa and Body wash I can't use hotel soap eww…
Brandi says
The thought of that grosses me out.
Jessica Warrick says
I totally agree. i will not use soap. You re use the same bar till its gone and it carry's all the nasty dead skin cells and germs that you have on your body form one wash to the next. I am strictly a body wash and loofa person. atleast that way i know its not got nasty on it.
Ashley says
Haha. It is gross. I agree. But the way you worded it…kibbles and bits, made it sound that much grosser. Ewww.
Casey says
haha! TOTALLY agree… After 6 years of marriage I have finally gotten Jarrod to use a loofa and body wash. Yeah! I wouldn't even use the soap after my own hubby!
Taylor @ The Undomestic Momma says
I totally agree!
Alicia says
amen! my hubs is totally a bar guy and i just can't do it! it's so nasty!!! especially when i take a shower right after him….no thanks!
Annie says
I agree!! Soap is so wired….it's clean, but you reuse it? IDK…I just don't get it.
Nicoolmama says
haha! I have thought that SO many times. I love my husband but I DO NOT want to rub the soap on me that he just rubbed all over him. How can you possibly get clean??
you crack me up.
Sheila says
*laughing sigh* Kibbles & bits…you're hilarious!!! I agree tho, bodywash all the way!!!
Annie says
ha! you just made me never want to use soap again!
thankfully, i'm a body wash kinda girl as well 😉
MrsDixon says
Kibbles and bits? My new favorite saying! I must agree, shower gels are a much better option than bar soap!
Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) says
I love staying at The W Hotels. They carry the Bliss line of soap in their rooms. Works for me!
mrs_muffins says
I am dying right now. If I ever use "kibbles and bits" I will totally credit you 😉
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