When I was growing up, my sisters and I were in tons of church plays. We did a summer play and a Christmas play every year. I actually loved it, and when I got to sing a solo, lookout. I was a total rockstar. I loved all the attention on me. I don’t think that has changed, though.
One year, my sister and I were the narrators of the entire Noah’s Ark play. We sat on high stools at the front of the stage, and my head was probably a touch bigger than the ark. The only downfall was that I got a new permanent retainer the week before the play, and I talked with a lisp. I was so embarrassed when I watched the video. Thanks alot, teeth, for ruining my possible news anchor career.
One summer play, I was singing with another girl about senses. (I know, who wrote these plays?) She had a stuffed animal, and I was supposed to have a lollipop. Only I left it sitting in my seat. Whoops. I felt up her stuffed whatever the whole song, so no one thought I was loser that forgot her prop.
I just know I would be laying there, totally forgetting the pain, going through the checklist of what I shaved that morning, while trying to strategically place my hands without anyone thinking anything of it. Then off we will go to the hospital, while I wonder, “Does this stretcher make my butt look big?”
Rachel McPhillips says
I cannot stop the laughter from the guy getting his pants cut off!!!!
LOL you are so funny. I took a CPR class a couple of weekends ago and we had a huge discussion about pants getting cut off.
Justin and Jenn says
I totally do the same thing! Whenever I get dressed in the morning, I always think "If I had to go to the hospital, would I be embarrassed when the cute male doctor/paramedic sees this?"
I try to pick 'em so that not only will I not be embarrassed, he'll probably work even harder to save my life in the hopes of a date. 😉
Haha! The only Christmas play I remember was the one were we all wore sweatshirts with our foot and hand prints on the front in the shape of reindeers. 🙂
what did he break?
Gotta love those Christmas plays! Now I gotta run, I'm off to buy me some more cute underwear!! lol!
bahahahaha! okay i'm so glad i'm not alone. i always think what if i die in the shower…when i'm all nekked and shiiiittt…EEK! i think i'd scare the paramedics away!!!
R. Wallis @ TrueBeauty says
So funny! I love your blog, and that is why I left you a blog award over at my place!!
Hahaha….you crack me up lady!! I hoestly think about that same thing! Also because of a past experience when I was a kid, lol.
Does this stretcher make my butt look big. LMAO…love it!