Today, I learned something new. I learned about twitter porn. Yes, it is alive and WELL. It all started with my tweeting this:
Well, oh my at the sudden influx of followers I got. Followers promoting their websites, if ya know what I mean.
So what kind of dirty book am I reading? It’s a book my friend, Maggie, has been trying to get me to read for forevers, The Bronze Horseman. This is honestly the first novel like this I’ve read. I’ve heard that reading fiction relieves stress. True dat! I started it, and I was hooked. It’s a novel set in Russia during World War 2. You should see how Alexander looks in my minds eye. Move over Taye Diggs. The hubs opened it one day and quickly dubbed it my “porn book”. When Rachel told me her husband calls hers “sexy books” I felt much better.
Now, this book isn’t for the faint of heart or the easily offended. If you’re cheeks turn red at the thought of a little lovin, read it when you’re by yourself. Especially once you get to the middle of the book. The last thing you want is to be all caught up in the story, as Alexander runs his fingers over Tatiana’s…then GO, DIEGO GO!
Is Cooper sick? Hope he is ok. That book sounds FANTASTIC! If I show Scott your blog, he will probably go buy it for me! LOL.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE my "smut books" as I've grown up calling them! LOL! I didn't actually start reading them until after college, but I remember going on trips as a little kid and I would pick up one of my mom's books….(this was when I was learning to read) and I would begin,"..and, she ran her hand up his throbbing…" Then, my dad would SWOOP in and say,"Oh..Summer, ummm…here's Curious George…practice reading with that instead!" LOLOL!
Haha! That's awesome!!! I'm gonna go grab me a "porn book" lol. See what the hubs thinks of that!! 😀
My husband so benefited when I was reading the twilight book! Ha! I might have to give this book a test run too! Thanks for sharing…and hope the little man gets better!
Ha ha!! You are too funny!! I have been lusting over a particular vampire these days. I even dream about him. So crazy wierd, but hubby doesn't mind! LOL!
oh no, haha!!
i hope your little guy is feeling better soon!
i havent read a 'good' book like that in awhile 🙂
NOT suprised by the twitter porn…sicko's!!
Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) says
Haha! Gotta laugh about the Twitter thing. I just started Twittering and I picked up some freakos too. Not even sure if it was something I said! Ugh…
Hilarious. Every girl needs a little bit of smut in her library! 😉
hahahaha!!! You need to make sure your readers know that Tatiana and Alexander are not trashy, though! They may spend a lot of time sexing each other, but how do you create the greatest love story EVER without a whole lotta that?
LOL – so funny! I love a good trashy novel.
Oh hahahaha too funny! Nothing like a good trashy book!!!
I just started this book…am I in for some sexy time??
Hope your little one gets to feeling better. After all, don't you have boxes to pack? LOL! Not much of that getting done with your nose stuck in a book. But everyone needs to stop and rest…so you just keep on reading. And keep sharing the good parts!
Classic post. Feel better to your little man!
OMGOSH! Too funny! (PS I get the freaky porn followers on Twitter without even mentioning the word. GEEZ!)
Hope your little guy feels better soon.