While my child dumps boxes of bisquick all over a hotel room,
Colors on window sills,
And eats M&Ms I left on the coffee table the night before.
I’ve been getting up when Coop does in the morning and jumping in the shower before we go to breakfast. I turn cartoons on for him in the bedroom, so if I peek out the curtain, I can see him in the bed.
But he is 2. And doesn’t stay in the bed.
Then I get out and catastrophe has occurred.
Or I wait until nap time. But then I’m gross all morning.
And I can’t go anywhere with sprikly legs.
What am I supposed to do?
Please don’t tell me to wake up before him, cause I just might die.