Ask my family and they’ll tell you I’ve always been weird with my words. When I was about 8, I created “Molly’s Expandatory Vocabularyistic“. Basically just added extra syllables to every word to piss people off.
On a long road trip, I read the label on the seat belt and started calling my sister Porta Bebe for almost an entire year. (Sorry, sis)
I was that kid.
I am not one to swear, really. (Although, I’m completely convinced that comedy is way funnier with some wordy durds.) I do have a wide assortment of ridiculous things that I love saying.
Anyone who looks like they should be working the corner. Or anyone (gay or straight) staring at my man. Or Rozlyn.
Dirty Pirate Hooker
What I call the hubs GPS, who he named Ashley. I will, however, call anyone who crosses me that. Like my sister’s, if they don’t loan me their clothes.
What are your fav random words?