How the frick did I ever live without them?
My feet got filthy cause I wore flip-flops in the lot next door. Baby wipe.
Spilled coffee in the car. Baby wipe.
Sticky granola bar that Cooper no longer wanted on my finger. Baby wipe.
Spot of red sauce splattered on my shirt. Baby wipe.
I made a friend spill red wine on her dress at a wedding. Baby wipe.
NO! I didn’t have a baby or a diaper bag, therefore red wine stayed everywhere.
A little funk on the carpet from some excited living room eater. Baby wipe.
Got sweaty bubbies after a workout and no time for a shower. Baby wipe.
Come ‘on. I KNOW I’m not the only one who does that.
How do you non-moms get anything off of anything?