We haven’t been doing anything around here. Like seriously, nothing.
I have no recipes to share, haven’t gotten dressed to go anywhere and I certainly haven’t been crafty. Therefore, serious lack of blog post.
Anyhoo, Cooper hasn’t shown a shortage of the funnies. That kid cracks me up.
On opening the pantry to find an empty box of Phineas and Ferb fruit snacks, “What the heck, Mom, no more fruit snacks?!”
In the wine section of Wegmans (the greatest grocery store in all of life) Cooper announced “this is Mommy juice and Daddy likes beeeer. Freakin crap, I want some beeeer!” (I understand this is highly inappropriate, but seriously, funny. And no, Cooper doesn’t drink beer.)
He has gotten quite independent going upstairs to read in his room. When on his way up last night, I said, “be careful, Cooper”, to which he responded, “You got it. I’m so careful.”
At Target yesterday, on one of our ever too frequent trips there, Coop was actually sitting in the cart like a good boy. Rare, people. I thought I smelled something a little funked, so I asked him if he had poops. He stands up and says “Yes, Momma”. Awesome. He then proceeds pull up his shirt and say, “See, Mom, I do have boobs.” Umm, not what I asked, Coop, I said do you have poops? I was completely startled by the pointing at his bare chest and screaming at the top of his lungs that came next:
“MOM.I.SAID.I.DO.HAVE.BOOBS!”
HAHA. That's hilarious that Cooper calls it Mamma juice because jasper says the SAME thing about wine! But he calls beer ol- beer in Swedish so at least no body knows what he is talking about when he says it..but I do find it Kind of sad that Jasper can say beer in multiple languages…
Haaaa! What a character. Isn't it fun (and sometimes horrifying) to hear what they come up with?
hilarious. youll have to do a video of him!
Wow! Coop sounds like a one-man show! haha
hahaha!!!! This just definitely made my day! Thanks for sharing!
oh my goodness. That's hilarious. Don't feel bad about the beer/wine stuff. Addy had a "tea party" the other day that consisted of wine and not tea.
HILARIOUS! Don't you just love it when they embarrass you in public like that? Every time I went to the bathroom in a public place when Jeremiah was younger, he would yell "Mom, are you pooping?!?!" over and over.
Mommy-juice. Hilarious! I had a co-worker once who's 2 year old walked up to him, slammed her sippy cup on the table and said "Put some beer in my sippy!"
Oh my goodness, so hilarious!! He sounds like quite the quite the character!!! I would have died in Target after that LOL!! I started documenting a lot of the things my kiddo says. You wonder where they come up with this stuff sometimes!!
bahahaha. I LOVE it!
I totally needed this today, thank you so much for sharing! xx
Hahahaha love it! Our 2 year old is always telling people her dad has boobs and a baby in his tummy like mommy. For the record, my husband is incredibly handsome but scrawny as all get out- I'm talking 5'10" and 160 lbs {maybe!} where do they get this stuff?!
That's hilarious. We have Captain Morgan glasses that say "got a little Captain in ya?" Jolie is sounding out words & reading now. Of course she figured out what the glass says. Today at Target, she sees mire captain glasses and announces LOUDLY what they are.
bahahahaa I'm dying laughing! He is too cute!! Mommy juice! LOVE IT! And your Target experience = Hilarious!
What a funny little guy!
That is HILARIOUS!!!!
wow. prepare yourself. imagine what he'll say at 4! get used to public humiliation. lol!!!!
This post made my day after reading it…and it's after 11pm…so I'm off to bed laughing and smiling! Too funny!
i would love to hear a toddler say "freaking crap i want some beer!" in real life 😉 that's definitely something to teach my friend's kids!!!
hahahaha…..gotta love what comes out of their cute little mouths 🙂
HAHAHHA cracking up over here!
he is at one of my favorite ages!! they are soooo funny! especially boys! enjoy it, because in a few years they will be yelling they hate you!
They say the funniest things! My daughter asked me to wrap a blanket around her like a dress. When I asked where she wanted it (around her neck or under her arms), she replied, "right here around my nickles…I'm taking the 5th on where she'd heard the word nipples!