Stilettos & Diapers

by Molly Wey

Totally Random· Twitter

Tweet it, and they will come.

Today, I learned something new. I learned about twitter porn. Yes, it is alive and WELL. It all started with my tweeting this:

what to do with a sick baby? watch diego all. day. long. i’ll just read my porn book.

Well, oh my at the sudden influx of followers I got. Followers promoting their websites, if ya know what I mean.

So what kind of dirty book am I reading? It’s a book my friend, Maggie, has been trying to get me to read for forevers, The Bronze Horseman. This is honestly the first novel like this I’ve read. I’ve heard that reading fiction relieves stress. True dat! I started it, and I was hooked. It’s a novel set in Russia during World War 2. You should see how Alexander looks in my minds eye. Move over Taye Diggs. The hubs opened it one day and quickly dubbed it my “porn book”. When Rachel told me her husband calls hers “sexy books” I felt much better.

Now, this book isn’t for the faint of heart or the easily offended. If you’re cheeks turn red at the thought of a little lovin, read it when you’re by yourself. Especially once you get to the middle of the book. The last thing you want is to be all caught up in the story, as Alexander runs his fingers over Tatiana’s…then GO, DIEGO GO!

All I will say, it that your hubs will reap great benefits from you reading this. Who knows. He might even send me some chocolate. Or at least a thank you card.

Comments

  1. Lisa says

    Is Cooper sick? Hope he is ok. That book sounds FANTASTIC! If I show Scott your blog, he will probably go buy it for me! LOL.

  2. Summer says

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE my "smut books" as I've grown up calling them! LOL! I didn't actually start reading them until after college, but I remember going on trips as a little kid and I would pick up one of my mom's books….(this was when I was learning to read) and I would begin,"..and, she ran her hand up his throbbing…" Then, my dad would SWOOP in and say,"Oh..Summer, ummm…here's Curious George…practice reading with that instead!" LOLOL!

  4. Kasey says

    My husband so benefited when I was reading the twilight book! Ha! I might have to give this book a test run too! Thanks for sharing…and hope the little man gets better!

  5. April says

    Ha ha!! You are too funny!! I have been lusting over a particular vampire these days. I even dream about him. So crazy wierd, but hubby doesn't mind! LOL!

  10. maggie says

    hahahaha!!! You need to make sure your readers know that Tatiana and Alexander are not trashy, though! They may spend a lot of time sexing each other, but how do you create the greatest love story EVER without a whole lotta that?

    🙂

  14. Becky says

    Hope your little one gets to feeling better. After all, don't you have boxes to pack? LOL! Not much of that getting done with your nose stuck in a book. But everyone needs to stop and rest…so you just keep on reading. And keep sharing the good parts!

  16. BoufMom9 says

    OMGOSH! Too funny! (PS I get the freaky porn followers on Twitter without even mentioning the word. GEEZ!)

    Hope your little guy feels better soon.

Popular Posts

  • Stilettos and Diapers is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Any/all of the links on this website are affiliate links of which Stilettos and Diapers receives a small commission from sales of certain items, but the price is the same for you.

Shop My LTK