{via}Me? Never.Ask my family and they'll tell you I've always been weird with my words. When I was about 8, I created "Molly's Expandatory Vocabularyistic". Basically just added extra syllables to every word to piss people off. On a long road trip, I read the label on the seat belt and started calling my sister Porta Bebe for almost an entire year. ... View the Post
No! Those are mommy’s balls!
Some things are said that make people do a double take.Sometimes, when your windows are open, your neighbors hear things you wish they didn't. Things that make them wonder "what in the world is going on in that house?" My only literal balls are some that were decoration for fall, mixed with my cute pumpkins. All of which look like nice throwing ... View the Post
This ain’t your mommas detergent
When we first moved to California, I decided to change it up with the detergent. I looked around and sniffed alot of different kinds, but made no decisions. I saw a commercial for lavender Downey and I knew instantly that it was THE one. I bought it, started using it, LOVED it. Fast forward 3 monthsMy in laws came to visit. My MIL couldn't get over ... View the Post
You got questions? I got answers.
You guys asked me tons of questions and I love it! Ready for tons of answers?? Mmmkay. Let's go! Lindsey @ Mommywonderland asked: What kind of perfume do you own? I'm looking for a new scent and could use some "options?" My favorite is Kenneth Cole Black. I also still love Clear Water, like 10 years after I started wearing it. Hehe. Alison @ Brown ... View the Post
I’m sick, but check out what’s keeping me happy.
Today, I'm sick, and I've been sick since Saturday. It's the first time, actually, since becoming a mom 18 months ago, so I guess I can't complain. But, its hard. I want to take care of my little man and let him jump on me while I'm lying in a ball on the couch, but I just can't. I passed out Saturday and my head landed in a pile of damp dirty ... View the Post
Tweet it, and they will come.
Today, I learned something new. I learned about twitter porn. Yes, it is alive and WELL. It all started with my tweeting this:what to do with a sick baby? watch diego all. day. long. i'll just read my porn book.Well, oh my at the sudden influx of followers I got. Followers promoting their websites, if ya know what I mean.So what kind of dirty book ... View the Post