Stilettos & Diapers

by Molly Wey

30 Day Shred· Motherhood· P90X· TMI

When I grow up, I wanna have boobies

Bubbies. Boobs. Chesticles.
We all have um.
Some more than others.
I used to be in that more category.
When I was preggo,
I put Pamela Anderson to freakin shame.
Then came P90X.
And there went my bubbies.
I could probably just solve this whole problem
By stopping my workouts and doing some serious pigging out.
But nooo,
I just befriended Jillian Michaels,
And her and Tony make a really painful pair of trainers.
I’m 2 1/2 weeks in, down 7 lbs,
And I swear its 3.5 out of each kahuna.
Probably doesn’t help either that I just kicked the old daily pill habit. Eeeek!
Every day, I sing Dave Matthew’s “Where are you going?” to whats left of them.
Then I dream about being on Dr. 90210.
If any surgeons wanted to gift me some cc’s,
I’ll write a post about you.
Alexis can be the queen of really long 700’s. Too much of a good thing is NOT always wonderful.
Oh, and you have to be super duper amazing, err, Dr. Rey.
And it will be totally worth it, because here on my blog, I’m my own superstar.
In other news: Anyone else sad that the Pussycat Dolls are no more?
I know the words in title aren’t the REAL lyrics to that song, but I always sing whatever I like. And I like these a lot.

Comments

  4. Kell says

    i totally just put that PCD song on my ipod & i always sing the "boobies" line, too.. it's more fun that way.

    xo

  9. Annie says

    7 pounds in 2 weeks?!? That is amazing….although you do not need to lose anything!!
    Your poor bubbies….I vote that you get new ones 🙂
    and eekkkk….no more pills!?!?!? exciting!

  11. Amber says

    I love working out but my boobs sure don't! It's almost like the up and down motion of my work out is evaporating my boobs 🙂

  12. Ashley says

    Lol. Um, I wish I could lose a little of my boobage. My mom told me that it will be a little while longer since I just stopped breastfeeding last month … but seriously. I've had boobs since I was 9. Maybe Dr. Rey could reduce them for me?

  13. Katy says

    I got my breast Aug at 21 and i wish i waited. Having children RUINS any boobs, real or fake. I need to get them done again, sooner than expected. I went 450 480 and they were HUGE. I am 57 so yeah make sure you know what you are getting into and also make sure your done having kids when you get them. Congrats on the 7 lbs! Like you needed to loose ANYTHING 🙂

  19. ~Lauren~ says

    OMG that was the funniest blog post i have ever read…i am thinking of getting them too after 3 babies…plus my BIL is an amazing plastic surgeon…still don't know if i want to take the plunge yet though.

  20. Nicoolmama says

    My present to myself after losing all my weight(60 lbs, yikes!) is new boobs!!! Not bigger, just up to my chin perky! Do what makes you feel good!

    Congrats on the 7 lbs! I am down 8!! Scared to try P90X….

    And…does no pills mean you guys are trying for a bebe?!?

  21. Summer says

    I want boobies too. And a tummy tuck.

    And then I SWEAR I'll be happy then. =)

    I was always a C before kids, and quadzillion F during and right after pregnancy, and now?

    Now I'm a minus A.

    It's just not fair.

  23. I'm just the MOM says

    BUBBIES! I developed early, so they came early..and BIG. But then I had my first son early and since then, now 4 children later, they are almost non-existent. Whoever said breastfeeding would keep them LIED!!! (prolly a man lol)

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