If you follow me on twitter, you know I seriously overuse the word "french". For example:stilettodiapers Molly2 strangers have gushed about my newly styled hair today. It was all I could do to not french them.stilettodiapers MollyThere's a Verizon truck in my neighborhood. If he gives me internet, I'll french him. Hubs thinks its weird. Okay, most ... View the Post
Today was the day IT happened.
The thing I always heard horror stories of.The thing that I prided myself in NEVER happening to me.{I just must have the most understanding child ever}The thing that would make non-mother's stomachs churn up into their mouths. IT was poop.On little fingers, the bed, the sheets, the passies, the pajamas...everywhere. Enough to strip all the sheets, ... View the Post
The multi-use baby wipe.
How the frick did I ever live without them? My feet got filthy cause I wore flip-flops in the lot next door. Baby wipe. Spilled coffee in the car. Baby wipe. Sticky granola bar that Cooper no longer wanted on my finger. Baby wipe. Spot of red sauce splattered on my shirt. Baby wipe. I made a friend spill red wine on her dress at a wedding. Baby ... View the Post
Ewww. Not me!
I thought it would never happened to me. I thought we'd passed that stage. He's almost potty training. He never even took his own diaper off. Then, at dinner time, he ran to me yelling "pasta and sauce, mommy!" Proud of all those words, I leaned down to give him a big hug. He threw his arms around me.Arms that were covered in POOP. Poop on his ... View the Post
When I grow up, I wanna have boobies
Bubbies. Boobs. Chesticles. We all have um. Some more than others. I used to be in that more category. When I was preggo,I put Pamela Anderson to freakin shame.Then came P90X.And there went my bubbies. I could probably just solve this whole problemBy stopping my workouts and doing some serious pigging out.But nooo,I just befriended Jillian ... View the Post
Hello…Is my body there? {Best of 2009-Repost}
Original post February 16, 2009 You read that right. Not anybody, my body. Yeah, my body that used to respond to deprivation of all things tasty and ridiculous exercise. No more, I tell you! How can I be running absurd distances, eating pretty darn healthy (valentines exception), constantly be chasing after a very fast crawler, but still not be ... View the Post